Not So Random Thoughts

Not So Random Thoughts Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally. I am everything and nothing at the same time. I am the knight in shining armor, here to save the damsel in distress. The distressing part? Underneath my helm, I'm the dragon, too. President and CEO of The Free Big Tits Movement.

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Looking at ABLCookies for research purposes…but you dont have to.

Reblogged from geekscoutcookies

geekscoutcookies:

i cant get any right now, but i plan to have some for my birthday, damnit. 

Hey, have you ever had those cookies? NO? What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously…they give you happy feelings and, well..if you have heard my audio review..well. Check out the site, its not just me that are in love with them. 

You smoke weed? These cookies are AMAZING for when you are getting higher than asteroid pussy. 

You like sex? Having a bunch of it? YOU SHOULD EAT ONE OF THESE COOKIES PRE/POST/DURING SEX.

Not having sex? EAT THESE. THEY WILL FEEL LIKE THE SEX YOU ARENT CURRENTLY HAVING.

You out chea on these tumblr streets and the thirst isnt working for you? Send them these cookies

You know how people on tumblr are instantly able to “Ship” Shit? SHIP THESE COOKIES & YOUR MOUTH TOGETHER.

On top of all this awesomeness that you can receive in your mouth (heh)…until Thanksgiving, you can actually help one of our fellow tumblrarians, DearestSprout/JustMeNicky. She’s got a bundle of joy coming, and has been having a hard time, so every little bit helps. 

How, you ask? 

ABLCookies is doing a Buy One,get one Half Off with her cookies, with 1/3 of the proceeds going to DearestSprout/JustMeNicky !!

Listen, are you one of those Hypebeast people who spend your money on all kinds of stuff that has “Swag” on it? 

How about getting some real life swag? Dont want any cookies? You can still donate to  DearestSprout/JustMeNicky  via this site.  Even a dollar would help.

Then you can go buy as many studded eyepatches or whatever you young people buy to wear to the sock hop or whatever. Do something good. 

Listen. Im not even paid to do this. Im not getting one damn thing. 

This is important to me though. It could be a blip on your radar..but those who can help, please do. 

/rant. 

Well written.  Go for it.

Looking for housing in NYC/New York state area

Reblogged from rellyjuicejones

ineedaplacetolive:

My roommate’s boyfriend is going to be moving in with her and given the language of our lease, our apartment will be at capacity. Basically, I can’t live here too. I’ve been sleeping on her couch since last october while I’ve looked for work with no luck, and I’ve barely gotten by on freelance. I am seriously looking for employment, but I don’t know when i’ll be able to find a job or support myself. I have 30 days to find somewhere new to live. I have no money, but I’ll gladly cook and clean in exchange for just a spot on the floor or someone’s couch. I’m looking for somewhere in the nyc area, but honestly, I can hop on a bus and just go wherever there might be space for me in the state while I try to get my shit together. I’ve been trying to go back to school (I was actually supposed to start at the Sheridan Institute of technology in Toronto this fall, but my funding for it fell through at the last minute,) but the very earliest I can enroll is this coming january, so I would need somewhere to stay until then at the very most.

Last fall I had to leave my home in south carolina because of a dangerously abusive home situation. My mother has always been deeply abusive but things were escalating—she was demanding more and more money from me and her threats were becoming increasingly severe and when I lost both my tuition and the work study job I had through it, I was unable to stay there any longer. Because of the nature of my home life, I had to cut ties with my family. Since then, I’ve gotten by on the good will of my friends and on what freelance illustration work I’ve been able to find. I have been sleeping on one couch or another and barely making it by. 

I have been trying to put my life back together but it has been extremely difficult. Please, if you can just reblog this post, it would be an enormous help. Thank you.