Looking at ABLCookies for research purposes…but you dont have to.
Reblogged from geekscoutcookies
i cant get any right now, but i plan to have some for my birthday, damnit.
Hey, have you ever had those cookies? NO? What the hell is wrong with you? Seriously…they give you happy feelings and, well..if you have heard my audio review..well. Check out the site, its not just me that are in love with them.
You smoke weed? These cookies are AMAZING for when you are getting higher than asteroid pussy.
You like sex? Having a bunch of it? YOU SHOULD EAT ONE OF THESE COOKIES PRE/POST/DURING SEX.
Not having sex? EAT THESE. THEY WILL FEEL LIKE THE SEX YOU ARENT CURRENTLY HAVING.
You out chea on these tumblr streets and the thirst isnt working for you? Send them these cookies.
On top of all this awesomeness that you can receive in your mouth (heh)…until Thanksgiving, you can actually help one of our fellow tumblrarians, DearestSprout/JustMeNicky. She’s got a bundle of joy coming, and has been having a hard time, so every little bit helps.
How, you ask?
ABLCookies is doing a Buy One,get one Half Off with her cookies, with 1/3 of the proceeds going to DearestSprout/JustMeNicky !!
Listen, are you one of those Hypebeast people who spend your money on all kinds of stuff that has “Swag” on it?
How about getting some real life swag? Dont want any cookies? You can still donate to DearestSprout/JustMeNicky via this site. Even a dollar would help.
Then you can go buy as many studded eyepatches or whatever you young people buy to wear to the sock hop or whatever. Do something good.
Listen. Im not even paid to do this. Im not getting one damn thing.
This is important to me though. It could be a blip on your radar..but those who can help, please do.
/rant.
Well written. Go for it.


