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Not So Random Thoughts Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally. I am everything and nothing at the same time. I am the knight in shining armor, here to save the damsel in distress. The distressing part? Underneath my helm, I'm the dragon, too. President and CEO of The Free Big Tits Movement.

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The Dawn, The Girlfriend, The Bay, Brooklyn, Death Personified, The Beauty, The Perv, The Smile, and The New Girl Tumblr Crushes: cakesandhippyshakes thepleasureprinciple melodicdiction ramblingsofanurbanjawn geekscoutcookies marfmellow kingjaffejoffer estrella-fuego ikesh Unlike Rell, Dawn is number one on my streets.

The Dawn, The Girlfriend, The Bay, Brooklyn, Death Personified, The Beauty, The Perv, The Smile, and The New Girl Tumblr Crushes:

Unlike Rell, Dawn is number one on my streets.

Posted December 14, 2012 at 1:08 pm 7 notes

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"lol. When she asked me what I wanted to be referred as, I was going to say "People just call me Perv", but I figured I'd go with something classier."

Asked by kingjaffejoffer

Great move.

Still though… E. Nigma, man… E. Nigma.

Posted August 20, 2012 at 2:50 pm

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"You should have known, fucking with someone from Richmond. As soon as I hear that name I immediately get suspicious."

Asked by kingjaffejoffer

BRUH.

My best friend tried to tell me about Richmond, California women.  I didn’t know shit; I’m from Virginia.  So what do I do?  I marry a woman from Richmond, California.

Nope.

Never again.

And with a name like hers, I should’ve known anyway.  But those titties was calling me.  They kept calling me.

Posted August 6, 2012 at 11:22 pm 5 notes

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I Only Have The Finest Tumblr Crushes: thepleasureprinciple ramblingsofanurbanjawn harbingeroffuckery estrella-fuego geekscoutcookies goodgirllexxaye str8nochaser sir-pumpington kingjaffejoffer Yeah, this is good here.

I Only Have The Finest Tumblr Crushes:

Yeah, this is good here.

Posted April 13, 2012 at 9:04 pm 3 notes

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Tumblr Crushes: thepleasureprinciple harbingeroffuckery ramblingsofanurbanjawn estrella-fuego kingjaffejoffer lacquerandcandy abbzilina str8nochaser champagneonabeerbudget Yeah, this is about right.  Perv surrounded by the ladies.

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Yeah, this is about right.  Perv surrounded by the ladies.

Posted April 6, 2012 at 12:37 pm 4 notes

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kingjaffejoffer answered your question: How did you find me on Tumblr?

I knew you from Twitter

Let me say this: Perv is God Tier.  Seriously.  This dude KEEPS me cracking up… mainly it’s because of things he says that *I* would say.

And to find out that he knows me from Twitter?  MAN.

Sincere thanks, bro.

Posted March 28, 2012 at 11:48 pm

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Hey, guys.

Hey.

Posted March 24, 2012 at 10:34 pm 7 notes

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"kingjaffejoffer"

Asked by Anonymous

This dude here…

HILARIOUS.  Seriously.  And I don’t think he’s trying to be, which makes him even MORE funny.  It’s like I want to interview him, ask him some questions, just to see what he’s gonna say.

Also, I have this feeling that he may have slept with my ex-wife… or is currently doing so.  *shrugs*

I’m happy for him if he did, because… you know… she got some tig ol’ bitties.

Posted March 20, 2012 at 2:33 am

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Tumblr Crushes And Whatnot: thepleasureprinciple ramblingsofanurbanjawn geekscoutcookies ghdos estrella-fuego str8nochaser radiomaru onlymi kingjaffejoffer Well. Talk about a change of pace.  I love/adore/respect/desire/lust you all.  (Circle the one that corresponds to you, please and thanks.)

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Well.

Talk about a change of pace.  I love/adore/respect/desire/lust you all.  (Circle the one that corresponds to you, please and thanks.)

Posted March 17, 2012 at 10:27 pm 1 notes

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