The Older I get…

Reblogged from str8nochaser

str8nochaser:

the more sex I want. 

Is this a woman thing? 

I heard men top out in their 20s…

I’m about to be 32 and I’m just hittin my stride. 

I also want it to be kinkier, smuttier and at moments, make me question my upbringing. 

“Top out in their 20’s” my ass, Chris.

I’m going to be 31 this year, and on all that is holy, someone above needs to help the next woman I have sex with.

If she’s not already turned out, by the time I’m done, she will be.  If she’s already turned out… then we’re going for Round 2.

I will smash with the combined power of Thor’s Hammer and Hulk’s Punch.  There’s a new congressional party in town and it’s called Sex.  Guess who’s the lead candidate?

Me.

Damn I can’t wait to have sex again.