I’m awake and not by my own means.
I’ve been awake for well over a hour… because someone thought it was good to call me and talk to me about shit I couldn’t care less about… and when I told them this, got mad because I wouldn’t stay awake to talk to them.
I work. I work hard. My job isn’t easy as pie, and I’ve got nighttime proclivities that I like to indulge in. (Like Tumblr.) I’m also a night owl, so me going to bed at 5 AM isn’t unheard of. You calling me at 8:28 in the morning to complain about what YOU think YOUR position at work should be and not what I assign you?
Don’t call me back before 11 AM unless you’ve got a pair of breasts waiting for me on the other line.