Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally. I am everything and nothing at the same time. I am the knight in shining armor, here to save the damsel in distress. The distressing part? Underneath my helm, I'm the dragon, too. President and CEO of The Free Big Tits Movement.
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Annoyance.
I’m awake and not by my own means.
I’ve been awake for well over a hour… because someone thought it was good to call me and talk to me about shit I couldn’t care less about… and when I told them this, got mad because I wouldn’t stay awake to talk to them.
Nigga, please.
I work. I work hard. My job isn’t easy as pie, and I’ve got nighttime proclivities that I like to indulge in. (Like Tumblr.) I’m also a night owl, so me going to bed at 5 AM isn’t unheard of. You calling me at 8:28 in the morning to complain about what YOU think YOUR position at work should be and not what I assign you?
*click*
Don’t call me back before 11 AM unless you’ve got a pair of breasts waiting for me on the other line.
