Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally. I am everything and nothing at the same time. I am the knight in shining armor, here to save the damsel in distress. The distressing part? Underneath my helm, I'm the dragon, too. President and CEO of The Free Big Tits Movement.
Reblogged from twerkjabi
What the fuck are you doinggirl why am i even friends with your friends
- Kenya
- Implying that having a village idiot is something not created by sociopathic white people to further embarrass others in an attempt to make themselves feel better
- That girl looks like some chick who lives upstairs from me
why she look wild constipated tho?
Wild.
That room is a fucking mess.
But I digress.
I think it’s her homeless sign. Kenia is her home village and she’s missing from it. Or Kenia is her Idiot name, and she’s missing from her home (she forgot to add the comma after there).
*somber music*
Hi, my name is She Hate Me. For 10 cents a day, you can adopt this idiot. Make sure she gets the schooling that she needs, especially spelling and grammar. For 15 cents a day, we can get her a maid to clean her room and a stylist to wash the bottom of her feet (because you know they’re dirty as all the fucks). And for just 25 cents a day, we can ship this idiot Kenia back to her village and let the other idiots there know that she’s okay and they can take care of her, well, as long as she’s pregnant.
Will you help this poor idiot out? Will you give her food and love and education? Will you teach her to never make this face ever again?
Please call 1-800-2-RMoney to help. Unless you’re Mitt Romney, which in this case, never mind. Don’t call anybody.
