Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally. I am everything and nothing at the same time. I am the knight in shining armor, here to save the damsel in distress. The distressing part? Underneath my helm, I'm the dragon, too. President and CEO of The Free Big Tits Movement.
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Some of you have the reading comprehension of a brick wall.
I’m serious.
I get on Tumblr to relax, have some laughs, look at some beautiful women, and read some interesting topics…
…but then I realize that everything offends everybody. Even now, I’m writing about how offended I am at the schooling some of you received. Between people saying that all men are born to rape (What?) to people wanting Aaliyah to have a movie biopic of her life (Why?) to folks reaching extra hard to make this whole Romney/Ryan thing actually sound credible (How?) it makes me want to just give up on Web 2.0 and wait it out until the rest of you kill each other or yourselves in a classy case of Darwinism.
I can’t with you guys today. I’m going to just log out and chill elsewhere on the Internet.
