Not So Random Thoughts

Not So Random Thoughts Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally. I am everything and nothing at the same time. I am the knight in shining armor, here to save the damsel in distress. The distressing part? Underneath my helm, I'm the dragon, too. President and CEO of The Free Big Tits Movement.

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reassuredlies:

chinaija:

kinglouisthe3rd:

soambitchous:

theywereoutofcoolnames:

Happy Fourth of July, everyone!!!

This was my first time experimenting with poppers and I wasn’t sure what they did!

that shit fucked his life up for a solid 3 seconds. and i LAUGHED.

LMFAO.

I’m fucking done. I’m done.  I can’t deal with this shit at this time of night.

I CAN’T STOP THIS UGLY ASS LAUGH.

I’m HOWLING right now. He really lost his life for a moment. LMAOOOOOO

omgomgomgomomgomgomomgomg ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS.

Have you ever seen somebody’s life flash before their eyes and you laughed at it?  No?  I have.  And it was here.  And it was funny as FUCK.

(Source: taylorphelps.com)

Posted July 4, 2012 at 11:07 am 44140 notes

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    I was thinking in my head poor kid! ^^ so true!
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