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Reblogged from youaintshitok
A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to.
This made me laugh so hard. Shouldn’t have cheated.
(via lauren)
Not gonna lie, it was rough listening to this. I couldn’t hold my laughter to hear them talking.
“I hate you!” ”Yeah, well, you weren’t even a listener anyway, so…”
