"The fuck off my post son! LMMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Asked by str8nochaser
I’m trying to turn her OUT. Make her have wet dreams about the sex. 4 AM phone calls about what I’m wearing and can she come over real quick before she goes to work. I’m talking that “no matter how much Windex you use, the mirror STAYS smudged up with finger, hand, and body prints on it from us smanging on it” sex. I’m talking that “you made a mistake and called your momma trying to call your girlfriend to tell her how good the dick was, and then you tell your momma anyway” sex. I’m talking that “when the lady at the hotel sees us coming up to the desk to check in she automatically adds on an extra $75 dollars to the bill because she knows we’re going to break shit in the room” sex.
That “woman I hate you but your pussy is so damn GOOD” sex.
That “we broke as hell and both off this weekend with nothing on TV but reruns and the Internet is off” sex.
That “before I left for work I told you to be nekkid and spread eagle across the couch when I get home” sex.
That “we on the balcony of our apartment overlooking the lake and it’s people walking by but you don’t give a damn” sex.
That “we threw a party, and it’s 4 other people here, but there’s only a red light on and I got on a dress” sex.
That “she’s been kegeling since noon of Thursday LAST YEAR and she’s trying to break my dick” sex.
That “you got a sweater coat on with the belt tied around your waist, so I pull the belt off of you and wrap it around your wrists as I try to climb inside of your pussy” sex.
That “I climb inside of your pussy” sex.
That “we’re too tired to do anything else except shower and have more sex” sex.
That 3 AM sex.
That 4 AM sex.
That “Good morning, bad breath” sex.
That “BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG” sex.