December 2011
Time to warm up the trimmers...
…and get this struggle beard all the way the fuck out of here.
Back to the goatee and babyface.
BNC forever.
Why is my iTunes on shuffle...
…and dropping Crunk Music like it’s ‘04-‘05?
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**hugs** Always. I love to hug women. And my...
blackladyblue replied to your photo: To all my new followers: Hello! This is me. …
Hug?
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Not one that's quick to see the hands, but I ain't...
str8nochaser:
mixedbyziggy:
Got rowdy cats behind me
Eager to get shit done
And I’m just hypin’ it
Talkin’ all loud like I fight, and shit
Really whole time, I’m just tryna spit; old boy stepped up like he wanna get hit
I won’t touch ya, but ya wig get split
How that happen? Nobody say shit
Iwasjustrappin’onthebeatrightquick,ain’tnobodysaynothin’bouttrynahitalick
If I type the next...
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drineee asked: SANDRINE!
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tothosewithwings asked: Lol; I see you with the Scott Pilgrim reference..
Most of the males that I see reblogged on my...
baconandbullets:
Are racially and sexually ambiguous skinny light skinned dudes with pierced lips or noses, shaped up/arched eyebrows and no facial hair. I’m not hating, it’s what I see on my dash often.
But every once in a while I see a nigga like me and Im reminded that some women dont want “pretty” men.
And I’m grateful.
Bro.
Let me say something here:
I am not tall. I have not...
November 2011
5:25 PM Wednesday Afternoon, November 30th, 2011
I can now listen to Novocaine and not feel anything. My final hurdle is to be able to put on The Foreign Exchange and not break down at the memories. I’m working on it.
Ivy.
Work is pretty busy today. Looks like the idiots have finished their Thanksgiving turkey and started realizing that Tax Season is approaching.
I had a dream last night… it involved a striptease from one of...
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LOL Sorry, don't mean to laugh. But you got a...
verbal-purification replied to your post: Ask away!
That was it. I just used to put random question marks after sentences in school when we learned how to write “questions.” I failed that section. =/
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Ask away!
verbal-purification replied to your post: I love how the ladies first response to my breasts post…
Yes?
I love how the ladies first response to my breasts...
…was to get on their footwork.
To answer the questions:
Yeah, Nutrix. Don’t ask. It’s crazy. World language is ridiculous. I changed it to the kanji lettering. おっぱい
Yes, I love breasts. How ever could you tell?
And yes, I like looking at yours.
Any more questions?
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Breasts...
Pechos
Seins
груди
الثدي
դոշիկներ
Borsten
שדיים
Prsa
Гърди
유방
Isdra
おっぱい
Στήθος
乳房
Bryster
स्तन
Seni
Piersi
Seios
หน้าอก
בריסט
Payudara
Stop.
And let me motorboat in double time.
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In love with the procured...
In lust with the unobtainable.
Tuesday Afternoon, 3:45 PM, November 29th, 2011
I got a smile this morning. Hope.
So I ordered WWE ‘12: The People’s Edition Friday before last. It STILL has not arrived. I’ll never preorder another thing from THQ again.
Printers are the devil’s plaything. Seriously. I’ve spent most of my time here at work today trying to install a PnP printer on XP, only to fail excellently. I’m going to throw the...
I just got the notification...
And I’m not even gonna open the email.
I can’t bring myself to do it.
I know what’s in there.
Hope.
Fluggaenkoecchicebolsen.
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I can't eeeeeem lie...
baconandbullets:
It feels good to be wanted.
DUDE.
You ain’t never lied.
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*shots fired* Black rage!!! Black rage!!! I kill...
geekscoutcookies:
shehateme:
“Whats a Nubian?”
Shut the fuck up! Now, Vader, he’s a spiritual brother, down with the force and all that good shit. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a lightsaber, and the boy decides HE’S gonna run the whole fucking universe! Gets a whole KLAN of whites together and they go bust up Vader’s hood, the Death Star! Now what the...
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*shots fired* Black rage!!! Black rage!!! I kill...
34.1
Even when I was back on Twitter, you always kept me rolling. No matter what, I kept a smile on my face when I saw your tweets. I appreciate all of the kind words for me and my writing and I appreciate you repping the Free Big Tits Movement.
Keep on keeping on, hon.
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Anonymous asked: Is that a Donkey Kong shirt you have on?
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(._.) Yes ma'am.
geekscoutcookies replied to your post: This is the fourth time in just as many months you’ve sent me this. Are you trying to tell me something, ma’am?
its the only boob gif i had. shut the hell up and enjoy it
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This is the fourth time in just as many months...
geekscoutcookies replied to your post: This is a public service announcement…
This is a public service announcement...
…from me.
I like titties.
This has been a message sponsored by the president and CEO of The Free Big Tits Movement.
(P.S. Don’t mind the Michelle Bachman crazy eyed stare. I’m just really serious about titties.)
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I'm at peace...
…in the middle of a war.
Even a flower blooms on a battlefield.
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It's getting increasingly easier to troll him now....
whatjordylikes replied to your post: As white as the snow from the top of the mountains in Alaska.
And you got him to say niggas? OMG I wish you had recorded it I would have HOWLED with laughter!!!
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shlamille asked: Dear Mom...
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Anonymous asked: Dear future me or Dear ex...your pick
I will write about the following, anonymously...
Dear ex,
Dear fandom I hate,
Dear sister/brother,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear Santa,
Dear future me,
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Apparently she's making money off her insanity......
why-lips-smile replied to your video: Seeing as my previous efforts to get her banned…
wtf is this? I don’t understand. Who actually celebrates national cotton candy day? Wait… what? And why dos she have like advertisements? I don’t understand.
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I just... I can't. I'm sorry. She is everything...
geekscoutcookies replied to your video: Seeing as my previous efforts to get her banned…
this chick has YouTube Sponsorship. NEVER A CLICK FROM ME, even to laugh at her.damn that. Ive gone from thinking that she is doing a parody..to slowly realizing that she.is.serious. hell nawl.
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As white as the snow from the top of the mountains...
whatjordylikes replied to your post: Trolling At Work: The Sequel (Yes, the same co-worker)
LMAO is your co-worker white?
Trolling At Work: The Sequel (Yes, the same...
Me: (Hanging up the phone with a guy who is a complete idiot.) Man, I hate black people.
Co-Worker: What?!? But you’re black. Why would you hate yourself?
Me: Well, I guess you’re right. Let me rephrase that. I love black people. I hate niggas.
Co-Worker: Well… yeah. I hate them, too.
Me: So, you hate black people?
Co-Worker: Oh no, you’re not...
Not So Random Thoughts: 2:14 PM Monday Afternoon,... →
whatjordylikes:
shehateme:
I don’t think folks understand how protective I am over people I care about. Once I decide that I care about who you are and your well-being, it becomes increasingly dangerous for folks that try to cross said person.
I’m trying to be in a good mood today, however, so let me discontinue that…
Looka here, bwoy! You tell me you hate me one more time and I’m going to…...
