December 2010
My last piece of advice for this year:
Don’t be irreplaceable. Be INVALUABLE. If you can’t be replaced… you can’t be promoted.
Aunty! I miss you. I haven't been on Twitter in...
notesonascandal replied to your post: True indeed, good sir.
that’s how my friend Kellie & I became friends. we laugh about it now.
True indeed, good sir.
eyanj replied to your post: Losing a friend sucks. Losing a friend over…
you know what’s awesome? GAINING a friend over a miscommunication.
Losing a friend sucks.
Losing a friend over miscommunication? Well, that’s even worse.
Taylor Swift.... you are fucking annoying as shit.
str8nochaser:
You can go away now. We’re done with you.
Signed,
The Rest of the Sane World.
“…and yet you think no women find you attractive. Yeah. Like I...”
– Her.
Str8NoChaser
…is currently stoking my… big ego.
No, really. I tried to tell her to stop, but… she don’t follow directions.
It’s just stupid that two people in a relationship can’t get what they need from each other without resorting to other people.
Quick Note About Double Standards
Treat all as your own self; do not have a double standard. - Sri Sathya Sai Baba
My anger is getting to be at a fever pitch, but I’m quietly extinguishing it through sheer will and my resolve to not start trouble.
Do people ever really think about how they treat people they “love”? Or even “like”? I don’t get it. How come one person can do something...
Mood Music
Whenever I need to get away for a moment, Dilla’s music always provides that escape.
It’s real heavy on my heart right now: I miss J Dilla. In the same vein with Michael, Dilla’s energy just… empowers me. It gives me smiles and strength.
His energy is something that lives on, through his music.
Man, I could use a hug right now…
Rant.
Persistence is the twin sister of excellence. One is the matter of quality; the other, a matter of time.
I honestly believe that. I do. I believe in the falling and getting back up again rule, too.
But come on. Respect people. Men who don’t take no for an answer piss me the FAWK OFF. You trying to holler at this woman, who has flashed her wedding ring at you, who has told you...
Urge to kill...
RISING.
Anonymous asked: So I'm alone today, bored and kind of horny. What can you do for me that will have me shaming my ancestors?
Anonymous asked: So I'm alone today, bored and kind of horny. What can you do for me that will have me shaming my ancestors?
Confession:
I just told a good friend of mine a secret that I don’t tell anybody, really.
It felt good to get that off my chest.
It felt even better to not be judged by it.
I put my hand in some else's cookie jar and tasted...
str8nochaser replied to your post: Good Morning
Well have you now… and what, pray tell, did you do?
Good Morning
I’ve been a NAUGHTY boy.
Indeed I have.
I need some help...
I’m trying to build a cloning machine. I need the smartest people on Tumblr to help me out with this.
Reblog if you wanna help. I got snacks and shit.
Yea, I'on eem know why, I's been posting.
roropcoldchain replied to your post: What’s good dere, gal?
Cain’t call it. Ain’t seentcho posts since heck was a puppy. /country ass ebonics
Oh ok. Bet. I'm gonna... never mind.
str8nochaser answered your question: So…
U know what’s up…. the damn sky
Drink more for me...
myndilove replied to your post: So…
Drunk
What's good dere, gal?
roropcoldchain answered your question: So…
Whass ha’na’nin’, Paht’nah? /ebonics
*head nods* Sup.
eroneh8zderek answered your question: So…
Sup.
1 tag
So...
What’s up?
Confession time:
eyanj:
shehateme:
eyanj:
shehateme:
eyanj:
shehateme:
I’d fuck Bristol Palin.
Sidenote: Her momma too.
add Meghan McCain to that list too. if for no other reason than to shoot her pops THIS look:
I forgot about her! She got some TITTIES.
fuck yeah she do! whenever i see a pic of her with some boobage poppin off, i’m like
Like this?
Confession time:
eyanj:
shehateme:
eyanj:
shehateme:
I’d fuck Bristol Palin.
Sidenote: Her momma too.
add Meghan McCain to that list too. if for no other reason than to shoot her pops THIS look:
I forgot about her! She got some TITTIES.
fuck yeah she do! whenever i see a pic of her with some boobage poppin off, i’m like
Like this?
Confession time:
eyanj:
shehateme:
I’d fuck Bristol Palin.
Sidenote: Her momma too.
add Meghan McCain to that list too. if for no other reason than to shoot her pops THIS look:
I forgot about her! She got some TITTIES.
Hey, I said sex. She don't have to open her mouth...
str8nochaser replied to your post: Confession time:
Uh…. no accounting for taste but if u like it I love it… begrudgingly.
Confession time:
I’d fuck Bristol Palin.
Sidenote: Her momma too.
Not gonna repost what Str8NoChaser said...
… but yeah, I can dig it.
Take advantage.
I told you that technique is great. I only bust...
str8nochaser replied to your post: I know. This is why I use it. Often.
He has a chiropractor appointment on Tuesday because of you…. stays rubbing his neck and side eyein’ me….
I know. This is why I use it. Often.
str8nochaser replied to your post:Thanks for the digital breasts! And not JUST digital, but they got stars around them, too!
You’re very welcome. Anything I can do to help. Oh… and your, ahem, technique is a MARVELOUS thing.
Thanks for the digital breasts! And not JUST...
str8nochaser replied to your post:To Top Off A WONDERFUL Weekend I’m Having…
Woo woo woo… **boobs**
To Top Off A WONDERFUL Weekend I'm Having...
Not only did yesterday SUCK ASS for me, but I woke up this morning SICK. My throat felt like it was going to snap shut at any moment.
I would’ve love to have gone to the doctor, but guess what? There’s FUCKING 16 INCHES OF SNOW ON THE GROUND OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. The car is BURIED. Which also means that I can’t go to work tomorrow. *sigh*
I need some sex. Or a least some...
I'm not a Scrooge or a Grinch. I'm a Scrinch. →
roropcoldchain:
This has been a lonely Christmas. Really, it’s been another day in a long procession of lonely days. I wish that I had the ability to disappear (really, numb myself) during the month from Black Friday to now, because this whole “season” just serves to remind me of all of the things I don’t have. These things aren’t material (I should be so lucky), but mainly abstract. Things...
Holiday Blues
I don’t feel the holidays this year… at all.
I’m missing some important people… I want to go to sleep for the next 15 hours.
I’m sad for no damn reason. This is a First World Problem.
LMAO If you're serious? Microsoft Points. 800 of...
str8nochaser replied to your post: Christmas Cheer
Awwwwwww… I will send you presents. Sky’s the limit… up to 10 dollars
Christmas Cheer
My son got his DSi XL. My mom got her Christian Dior Hypnotic Poison.
Me? I got Christmas Cheer.
No gifts from anyone this year, but it doesn’t matter. Just to see the smiles on their faces… that’s gift enough for me.
I’m going to 7-11 for a cup of coffee. Christmas present to myself. Next year? Next year will be TOTALLY different.
str8nochaser asked: So what is this upper right quadrant light pressure business you are talking about... because I want to put it to practical use!
str8nochaser asked: So what is this upper right quadrant light pressure business you are talking about... because I want to put it to practical use!
True. But it's like a kiddie pool over top of a...
str8nochaser replied to your post: Honestly? I talk about breasts all day. Throw in some good music and a joke or two. Offer an ear. Talk about more breasts. That’s about it. LMAO
About as deep as a kiddie pool. HAH!
Honestly? I talk about breasts all day. Throw in...
eroneh8zderek replied to your post: Even models is looking for me on Twitter…
Damn bro. I mean I can go away and won’t no one look for me. What’s your secret?
Even models is looking for me on Twitter...
… like the beautiful Courtney. Man, I can’t rush back.
Holding strong. No Tweets until 2011.
I owe Peech a post...
… and I know the topic, but I forgot how elegantly I put it to her. It’ll come to me when I least expect it.
Don't you worry, either. I'm not leaving Tumblr. ...
str8nochaser replied to your post:So can you explain your twitter hiatus? Cause I miss you.
I like having you on the tumblr tho
missbreyonna asked: So can you explain your twitter hiatus? Cause I miss you.
