February 2012
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Tech support will disconnect the call. Promise.
myearsarecold replied to your photo: This pretty much sums up tech support. which is hilarious, becaue cust. care is like “Hi. Can I trans. you to tech support or a supervisor?”
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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I'm alive.
Thanks to those who checked on me while I had a mini-Tumblr hiatus.  Quick thoughts: Breasts. Yeah, that about sums it up. I’ll have some more serious posts later.
Feb 23rd
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How you have high expectations, but have no...
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! OPEN THE DOOR!
ATF!
Feb 18th
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It's Dark And Hell Is Hot
14 years later, and this album STILL knocks.
Feb 18th
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Chris sits comfortably in her spot
geekscoutcookies: shehateme: unleashedafter25yrs: EVERY week like bish, this is all mine That’s exactly what Geekers is doing. But for 15 weeks in a row? Come on, son. Its not that far of a fall to hop off mah penis.  Why does it have to be all of that?
Feb 18th
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Chris sits comfortably in her spot
unleashedafter25yrs: EVERY week like bish, this is all mine That’s exactly what Geekers is doing. But for 15 weeks in a row? Come on, son.
Feb 18th
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Stop that. I talk to you too much OFF of Tumblr...
str8nochaser replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes, Real Life Crushes, and Homeboys: … hmph
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Outside of the Valentine's Day post and the Dating...
…I didn’t post anything of worth this week. I’ll be surprised if I show up on anybody’s crush list.
Feb 18th
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Perfection.
geekscoutcookies replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes, Real Life Crushes, and Homeboys: …
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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I had a post typed out...
And I just deleted it. You ever want to say something that’s on your heart to say and get thatclose and don’t say it because of how you may be perceived? I know, I know.  We live in the age of not giving a fuck. But fuck that.  I DO give a slight fuck.  *shrugs*
Feb 18th
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Thank you, hon.
ramblingsofanurbanjawn replied to your post: Lucky you. Drink for me, Sashi. I shall drink and laugh and wiggle my titties.
Feb 18th
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Lucky you. Drink for me, Sashi.
ramblingsofanurbanjawn replied to your post: What a week. I have a 5 day.
Feb 18th
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President's Day is Monday.
blackladyblue replied to your post: What a week. Ooh, what’s your three day weekend for? We have one here in Ontario for Family Day.
Feb 18th
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Oh, trust me, ma'am. I plan on it. Completely.
soambitchous replied to your post: What a week. have a good one !
Feb 18th
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What a week.
I’m ready for my three day weekend.
Feb 18th
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msj3nn replied to your photo: My mom’s dog. He’s so damn energetic for a lazy… lol sounds like our dog. What kind is it? He’s a dachshund.  Fat Boy is what I call him.
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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If you don't ever make plans for you and your...
swagandpassion: shehateme: swagandpassion: str8nochaser: shehateme: …then plan on not getting any exciting sex. I’m just saying. Dudes out here with no sense of imagination, but expect their woman to come up with new ways of getting him off. And this is why he’s the homie.  I cannot lie. I am not too experienced in this category. I mean, I can be like I want us to go grab a bite,...
Feb 16th
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Gentlemen... planning a sweet evening isn't...
str8nochaser: A few key points to remember: Know your audience. What does she like? Even if its something you find boring or downright insufferable, if you can endure for an hour, it will pay off in pussy dividends.You think straight men go to the ballet because they WANT to? Fuck no. But they know girls love that shit and the draws get moist at that level of thoughtfulness. Ideally its...
Feb 16th
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If you don't ever make plans for you and your...
swagandpassion: str8nochaser: shehateme: …then plan on not getting any exciting sex. I’m just saying. Dudes out here with no sense of imagination, but expect their woman to come up with new ways of getting him off. And this is why he’s the homie.  I cannot lie. I am not too experienced in this category. I mean, I can be like I want us to go grab a bite, see a movie, and something,...
Feb 16th
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ramblingsofanurbanjawn replied to your post: Don’t make me footsweep you. We’ve had this conversation, numerous times. Pfffft…you dont know me OR my life.
Feb 16th
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Don't make me footsweep you. We've had this...
ramblingsofanurbanjawn replied to your post: The gift and the curse, Sashi. I know the knowledge that’ll capture the mind and part the legs, but I must remain single forever. My mind stays loose and my legs stay forever together as no one is interested in capturing or loosening. Aint that a bitch?
Feb 16th
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The gift and the curse, Sashi. I know the...
ramblingsofanurbanjawn replied to your post: If you don’t ever make plans for you and your woman… LOL…you seem to get all the simple concepts that the rest of your brethren just dont get. The fuck?
Feb 16th
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If you don't ever make plans for you and your...
…then plan on not getting any exciting sex. I’m just saying. Dudes out here with no sense of imagination, but expect their woman to come up with new ways of getting him off.
Feb 16th
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I had a whole Late Night Thoughts post written out...
…but then I thought about breasts and it all went away. I’m trying to get used to this new found attractiveness I possess now.  3 years ago, I swore I was uglier than Shabba Ranks… ok, not THAT ugly, but you know what I’m saying.  Now, I’m being called beautiful, cute, sexy, etc.  It’s all new to me.  I haven’t changed much from then, so I don’t...
Feb 16th
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Abby trying to throw me off.
Nah. I know. I.  Know.
Feb 16th
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shehateme asked: Hey, baby. Hey.
shalalab00m: When I first saw you, I was like:  [] You’re ugly [] You’re pretty [] You’re sexy  []  You’re adorable [] You’re alright [x] You’re cute [] Woooah, wassup? Would I date you? [] In a heart beat .. only for you my love.. [] Yes [] No [x] Maybe [] Already Did Best feature: [] Eyes [] Smile [] Body [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Personality [] Everything [] Lips [] I don’t know Rate: []  1-4...
Feb 16th
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Loss Of Words
I see you, standing there, looking _______. I walk over to you and unhook your ___ and watch your _______ fall gently. I ___ them, ______ them, and ______ them. You ____ with pleasure.  Pulling me closer to you, you unzip my _____ and pull out my ____, and _____ it with such wonderment. We get _____ and begin to ____ passionately.  You tell me how ___ you are, how much you want __ inside...
Feb 16th
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blackladyblue asked: Your lover wants to bring another woman to your bed for a night. What is your response? Is your response different if the third is to be a man instead of a woman?
Feb 16th
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Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
Feb 16th
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Call it cockiness...
…but I don’t give a damn. I smile when you see her.  I do. I smile when you comment her, when you call her, when you text her.  I smile when you offer her dinner dates and lavish vacations out of town.  I smile, even when you offer her that something else. You know why? Because for all of the things you offer her, of all the things you bring to her feet, of all the sacrifices you...
Feb 16th
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So, I just finished re-reading The Millennium...
…that’s The Girl With series for you uninitiated folks. I love those books, I really do.  Great reading. Now I’m off to re-read Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
Feb 16th
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Because I could do this. That's why.
1. Who was your first kiss and what was it like? It was my “babysitter”, actually.  She was 14, I was 11.  My first kiss was a French Kiss and I almost slapped the taste out of her mouth because I thought it was so nasty.  Then I asked her to do it again.  We spent the whole summer kissing (and me fondling her suddenly growing breasts). 2. Are you in a relationship? If so, are you...
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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11:05 PM Tuesday, February 14th, 2012.
At work, I saw 5 different women get the same damn gift from 5 different men.  Those gifts?  Came from 7-11.  The bitter beer faces that were floating around the office today was priceless. I did see a gift of extreme worth, however: someone got engaged today. I quit talking to people today.  I dressed in all black, with a red tie and a trilby, and everyone assumed that I was angry about...
Feb 15th
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People are so focused on it being Valentines...
ramblingsofanurbanjawn: have we forgotten it’s Titty Tuesday?
Feb 14th
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Can't Sleep.
Feb 14th
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I love you too, Drineee!
drineee replied to your post: Valentine’s Day and what it shows you. I. Love. You!
Feb 14th
@SheHateMe is a DAMN FOOL
geekscoutcookies: shehateme: geekscoutcookies: He just called me singing “Marvins Room” I CANNOT WITH THIS DAMN FOOL.  SOMEONE EXTRACT HIM PLEASE  I’m just saying… you could do better. Tell me have you heard that lately? Someone get him some business, so he can stay out of mine..looool I said fuck that nigga that you think you found… …and since you picked up, I know...
Feb 14th
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@SheHateMe is a DAMN FOOL
geekscoutcookies: He just called me singing “Marvins Room” I CANNOT WITH THIS DAMN FOOL.  SOMEONE EXTRACT HIM PLEASE  I’m just saying… you could do better. Tell me have you heard that lately?
Feb 14th
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You're welcome, dear. Love you, too.
hideyourluvaway replied to your post: Valentine’s Day and what it shows you. Love you, thank you
Feb 14th
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I've always wanted to date a writer... I love...
graham-bailey: Be wary of the writer who treats their life like one of the stories they created. You can be their muse, for better or worse. At least you will always know your place in the story, in the beginning, middle or end. :/ This is true. However, know this as well: If you ever date a writer, you’ll live forever. Whether it’s famously or INfamously, all depends on two...
Feb 14th
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Valentine's Day and what it shows you.
I wasn’t going to write this.  Let me start there. I’m not one of the people who, for the past 2 weeks, have been bashing tomorrow.  I’m also not one of the people making that last ditch effort to capture some young woman’s heart, knowing that if I don’t, tomorrow I’ll be making Marvin’s Room phone calls. Last year at this time, I was in California.  I...
Feb 14th
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aboveup: You are now aware that the Zelda 1 flute theme, which is also in Mario Bros 3, is the basis for Ocarina of Time’s intro theme. Just wait for it. I knew about the Zelda 1 to SMB3…. I didn’t pick up on the OoT.  Nice.
Feb 14th
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