Not So Random Thoughts

Not So Random Thoughts Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally. I am everything and nothing at the same time. I am the knight in shining armor, here to save the damsel in distress. The distressing part? Underneath my helm, I'm the dragon, too. President and CEO of The Free Big Tits Movement.

morphinginthepuhsea:

So uh…. yeah.
I was playing Dark Souls and I was making a character… and I told my girl that I think I made you.  I showed her… and well…
She’s currently dying on the floor of laughter.
lmfaoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
you gotta chill the fuck out, man
my god…

LMFAO My bad, Jam.
But yo… it was the randomizer!  Like… I wasn’t OUT to make you a character in a game that would die a lot.  Not even!
It just kinda… happened.

Reblogged from morphinginthepuhsea

morphinginthepuhsea:

So uh…. yeah.

I was playing Dark Souls and I was making a character… and I told my girl that I think I made you.  I showed her… and well…

She’s currently dying on the floor of laughter.


lmfaoooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

you gotta chill the fuck out, man

my god…

LMFAO My bad, Jam.

But yo… it was the randomizer!  Like… I wasn’t OUT to make you a character in a game that would die a lot.  Not even!

It just kinda… happened.

The darkest places in hell…

…are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of moral crisis.

shonilane replied to your post: I tell y’all what…

What do you play on PS3?

Anything that’s been free on PS Plus since January, Eternal Sonata, MvC3, Tekken Tag Tournament 2, Street Fighter X Tekken, etc.

vouslalala replied to your post: I tell y’all what…

if its any consolation I missed your blog(s)

It’s more than a consolation, Sloane.  I appreciate you.  Also, we miss you too.  LOL

I tell y’all what…

…I’m enjoying my holiday away from Tumblr.

Y’all been on one for the last week now.

If you ask (and you don’t, but I’m telling you anyway because you care), I’m so-so heading into my 32nd birthday.  Had a BAD morning this morning and I’m going to alleviate it by playing video games until I puke.

EdotBrock on XBL; Instant__Vintage on PSN (that’s two underscores).

Send some titties if you’d like.

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marfmellow:

neoqueenusagi:

Kitchen Nightmares: Amy’s Baking Company - AKA the episode that made even Gordon Ramsey walk out because the owners are completely disillusioned.

this shit made me so uncomfortable. 

My face the entire time:

Part 2 is here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQDtoHpAWhg

6 days until my birthday.

Remember folks: all I want for my birthday is love, Microsoft Points or Playstation Network dollars, and titties.

Lots and lots of titties.

"Let them miss you. Sometimes when you’re always available, they take you for granted because they think you’ll always stay."

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suicideblonde:

Angelina Jolie on why she had a double mastectomy, and how it can save lives
My mother fought cancer for almost a decade and died at 56. She held out long enough to meet the first of her grandchildren and to hold them in her arms. But my other children will never have the chance to know her and experience how loving and gracious she was.
We often speak of “Mommy’s mommy,” and I find myself trying to explain the illness that took her away from us. They have asked if the same could happen to me. I have always told them not to worry, but the truth is I carry a “faulty” gene, BRCA1, which sharply increases my risk of developing breast cancer and ovarian cancer.
My doctors estimated that I had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer, although the risk is different in the case of each woman.
Only a fraction of breast cancers result from an inherited gene mutation. Those with a defect in BRCA1 have a 65 percent risk of getting it, on average.
Once I knew that this was my reality, I decided to be proactive and to minimize the risk as much I could. I made a decision to have a preventive double mastectomy. I started with the breasts, as my risk of breast cancer is higher than my risk of ovarian cancer, and the surgery is more complex.
On April 27, I finished the three months of medical procedures that the mastectomies involved. During that time I have been able to keep this private and to carry on with my work.
But I am writing about it now because I hope that other women can benefit from my experience. Cancer is still a word that strikes fear into people’s hearts, producing a deep sense of powerlessness. But today it is possible to find out through a blood test whether you are highly susceptible to breast and ovarian cancer, and then take action.
My own process began on Feb. 2 with a procedure known as a “nipple delay,” which rules out disease in the breast ducts behind the nipple and draws extra blood flow to the area. This causes some pain and a lot of bruising, but it increases the chance of saving the nipple.
Two weeks later I had the major surgery, where the breast tissue is removed and temporary fillers are put in place. The operation can take eight hours. You wake up with drain tubes and expanders in your breasts. It does feel like a scene out of a science-fiction film. But days after surgery you can be back to a normal life.
Nine weeks later, the final surgery is completed with the reconstruction of the breasts with an implant. There have been many advances in this procedure in the last few years, and the results can be beautiful.
I wanted to write this to tell other women that the decision to have a mastectomy was not easy. But it is one I am very happy that I made. My chances of developing breast cancer have dropped from 87 percent to under 5 percent. I can tell my children that they don’t need to fear they will lose me to breast cancer.
It is reassuring that they see nothing that makes them uncomfortable. They can see my small scars and that’s it. Everything else is just Mommy, the same as she always was. And they know that I love them and will do anything to be with them as long as I can. On a personal note, I do not feel any less of a woman. I feel empowered that I made a strong choice that in no way diminishes my femininity.
I am fortunate to have a partner, Brad Pitt, who is so loving and supportive. So to anyone who has a wife or girlfriend going through this, know that you are a very important part of the transition. Brad was at the Pink Lotus Breast Center, where I was treated, for every minute of the surgeries. We managed to find moments to laugh together. We knew this was the right thing to do for our family and that it would bring us closer. And it has.
For any woman reading this, I hope it helps you to know you have options. I want to encourage every woman, especially if you have a family history of breast or ovarian cancer, to seek out the information and medical experts who can help you through this aspect of your life, and to make your own informed choices.
I acknowledge that there are many wonderful holistic doctors working on alternatives to surgery. My own regimen will be posted in due course on the Web site of the Pink Lotus Breast Center. I hope that this will be helpful to other women.
Breast cancer alone kills some 458,000 people each year, according to the World Health Organization, mainly in low- and middle-income countries. It has got to be a priority to ensure that more women can access gene testing and lifesaving preventive treatment, whatever their means and background, wherever they live. The cost of testing for BRCA1 and BRCA2, at more than $3,000 in the United States, remains an obstacle for many women.
I choose not to keep my story private because there are many women who do not know that they might be living under the shadow of cancer. It is my hope that they, too, will be able to get gene tested, and that if they have a high risk they, too, will know that they have strong options.
Life comes with many challenges. The ones that should not scare us are the ones we can take on and take control of.

Reblogged from caliphorniaqueen

suicideblonde:

Angelina Jolie on why she had a double mastectomy, and how it can save lives

My mother fought cancer for almost a decade and died at 56. She held out long enough to meet the first of her grandchildren and to hold them in her arms. But my other children will never have the chance to know her and experience how loving and gracious she was.

We often speak of “Mommy’s mommy,” and I find myself trying to explain the illness that took her away from us. They have asked if the same could happen to me. I have always told them not to worry, but the truth is I carry a “faulty” gene, BRCA1, which sharply increases my risk of developing breast cancer and ovarian cancer.

My doctors estimated that I had an 87 percent risk of breast cancer and a 50 percent risk of ovarian cancer, although the risk is different in the case of each woman.

Only a fraction of breast cancers result from an inherited gene mutation. Those with a defect in BRCA1 have a 65 percent risk of getting it, on average.

Once I knew that this was my reality, I decided to be proactive and to minimize the risk as much I could. I made a decision to have a preventive double mastectomy. I started with the breasts, as my risk of breast cancer is higher than my risk of ovarian cancer, and the surgery is more complex.

On April 27, I finished the three months of medical procedures that the mastectomies involved. During that time I have been able to keep this private and to carry on with my work.

But I am writing about it now because I hope that other women can benefit from my experience. Cancer is still a word that strikes fear into people’s hearts, producing a deep sense of powerlessness. But today it is possible to find out through a blood test whether you are highly susceptible to breast and ovarian cancer, and then take action.

My own process began on Feb. 2 with a procedure known as a “nipple delay,” which rules out disease in the breast ducts behind the nipple and draws extra blood flow to the area. This causes some pain and a lot of bruising, but it increases the chance of saving the nipple.

Two weeks later I had the major surgery, where the breast tissue is removed and temporary fillers are put in place. The operation can take eight hours. You wake up with drain tubes and expanders in your breasts. It does feel like a scene out of a science-fiction film. But days after surgery you can be back to a normal life.

Nine weeks later, the final surgery is completed with the reconstruction of the breasts with an implant. There have been many advances in this procedure in the last few years, and the results can be beautiful.

I wanted to write this to tell other women that the decision to have a mastectomy was not easy. But it is one I am very happy that I made. My chances of developing breast cancer have dropped from 87 percent to under 5 percent. I can tell my children that they don’t need to fear they will lose me to breast cancer.

It is reassuring that they see nothing that makes them uncomfortable. They can see my small scars and that’s it. Everything else is just Mommy, the same as she always was. And they know that I love them and will do anything to be with them as long as I can. On a personal note, I do not feel any less of a woman. I feel empowered that I made a strong choice that in no way diminishes my femininity.

I am fortunate to have a partner, Brad Pitt, who is so loving and supportive. So to anyone who has a wife or girlfriend going through this, know that you are a very important part of the transition. Brad was at the Pink Lotus Breast Center, where I was treated, for every minute of the surgeries. We managed to find moments to laugh together. We knew this was the right thing to do for our family and that it would bring us closer. And it has.

For any woman reading this, I hope it helps you to know you have options. I want to encourage every woman, especially if you have a family history of breast or ovarian cancer, to seek out the information and medical experts who can help you through this aspect of your life, and to make your own informed choices.

I acknowledge that there are many wonderful holistic doctors working on alternatives to surgery. My own regimen will be posted in due course on the Web site of the Pink Lotus Breast Center. I hope that this will be helpful to other women.

Breast cancer alone kills some 458,000 people each year, according to the World Health Organization, mainly in low- and middle-income countries. It has got to be a priority to ensure that more women can access gene testing and lifesaving preventive treatment, whatever their means and background, wherever they live. The cost of testing for BRCA1 and BRCA2, at more than $3,000 in the United States, remains an obstacle for many women.

I choose not to keep my story private because there are many women who do not know that they might be living under the shadow of cancer. It is my hope that they, too, will be able to get gene tested, and that if they have a high risk they, too, will know that they have strong options.

Life comes with many challenges. The ones that should not scare us are the ones we can take on and take control of.

Reblogged from morphinginthepuhsea

morphinginthepuhsea:

awesomephilia:

Wait for it… [0:04]

LMFAAOOOOOOOO

FUCK.

And the weather so breezy…

Man, why can’t life always be this easy?
She in the mirror dancing so sleazy;
I get a call like ‘Where are you, Meezy?’

Can I just take a moment to recognize the greatness that is Juhmay?

I can?  Excellent.

Juhmay is nothing but greatness.

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popitfadatnigga:

kennyboss:

Kendrick Lamar - Bitch, Don’t Kill My Vibe (Explicit)

Beautiful

Hilarious

A good video

a great video, this all white is great man. K. Lamar over everything.

Beautiful video.  I love it.

K Dot is on it.

Death to Molly.

Reblogged from p0intlesss

p0intlesss:

thekingisblack:

p0intlesss:

sirwhindleton:

p0intlesss:

shitrodsays:

I went to school in Greensboro. I definitely know about Cook Out

Omg if I hear about this place from one more person

i miss cookout so fucking much.

I hate you lol

Oh shit! We talking bout Cook Out?! I live right up the street from High Point Rd. Gonna have to make that stop today

I hope you burn your tongue on a hot fry

Damn, I miss CookOut.  I need a mint Oreo shake and a bacon cheddar burger.

Reblogged from just1nick

Forgot one or two:

Oh, you were doing this generation?  Never mind.

Would you kindly read this post?

I’m almost 6 years late, but I can honestly say that the original Bioshock has one of, if not the best twist of the seventh generation of video game consoles.

Spoilers obviously follow.  (Hell, to be honest, I don’t know how I survived 6 years of using the Internet, playing video games, and talking to like-minded people and NOT had the twist spoiled for me, yet within 2 hours of the release of some popular movies, I’ve had the entire plot spoiled for me.  I’m looking at you, Iron Man 3.  Go figure.)

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