Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally. I am everything and nothing at the same time. I am the knight in shining armor, here to save the damsel in distress. The distressing part? Underneath my helm, I'm the dragon, too. President and CEO of The Free Big Tits Movement.
Being offended just because with no real rhyme or reason is a waste of time and leaves you destitute as fuck.
If you wake up in the morning and the first thing you want to do is be angry at everything, you’re wasting time like shit.
I don’t have time to waste. I can’t be worried about someone who doesn’t affect my bottom line. I can’t focus my precious minutes on someone who has never and will never contribute to my time account. Find the good in yourself. Then share it with others.
Don’t just look good.
Not only that, but I also have a perpetual disdain for unyielding stupidity.
You’re an idiot. The lead from the paint chips you used to eat off the wall when you were a kid should’ve killed you ages ago.
Add me to the list of people that are waiting for you to win a Darwin Award.
My peacefully sleeping baby boy.
April could not have given me a more healthy and happy child.
I keep thinking about that first cry of his.
I held him the first 30 minutes of his life.
He responds to my voice; turns his head and looks at me.
His eyes are bright. He’s alert and active.
He smacks his lips; sucking on his fingers.
He yawns so sweetly.
I’m torn between wanting to stay in this moment and eagerly awaiting the future. Being able to see his mannerisms, his attitude, his personality.
I understand what Dustin Rhodes meant when he said you’ll have a day where something special will happen, and in order to stay in that moment, you’ll keep your gear on.
So, I can’t take these scrubs off. I want to stay in this moment.
My son is beautiful. His mother is beautiful. I’m so proud of her. She did so well. She’s so strong and awesome. I couldn’t have had a better partner to have a child with.
Thank you, Lord, for this moment.
I think I’ll keep these scrubs on just a little while longer.
I probably should’ve said more words. LMAO
No baby yet. AP is resting right now.
You can be honest without being a dick.
You can get what you want without lying.
I hate disrespectful motherfuckers.
The King of the Iron Fist Tournament continues!
Runs on Unreal Engine 4.
ARE YOU READY?!?
Reblogged from nawyougood
shiiiitttt we can hit that up tomorrow
its go time…
SO, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WASN’T GONE INVITE ME?
BECAUSE MY WOMAN PREGNANT, WE AIN’T GET NO INVITE?
so about this msg i sent…
Tumblr ate that.
Just like we about to eat tomorrow.