Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally. I am everything and nothing at the same time. I am the knight in shining armor, here to save the damsel in distress. The distressing part? Underneath my helm, I'm the dragon, too. President and CEO of The Free Big Tits Movement.
"I did it thirty five minutes ago."
Coldest line in comic history.
Reblogged from cwpunk
Mick Foley’s Facebook.
PROPS FOR PUNK
Yes, the response to that funny photo of CM Punk on a milk carton was incredible. While I respect everybody’s opinion – as long as it is given in a respectful way, I have to disagree with those out there who find great… fault in Punk’s simply walk away. I am kind of like a ghost that drifts in and out of WWE, but in my past three years of drifting, I have never been to a WWE event where Punk was not in considerable pain. Ice packs, heating pads, and visits to the trainer were as much a part of his daily routine as eating. sleeping, and wrestling. Performing at that level, in that degree of pain was only possible when accompanied by the passion that turned an unlikely Indy kid into one of the greatest WWE superstars of his generation. Once that passions gone, then so are all of the things that made him great. I know what it feels like to go through the motions, and to do what needs to be done solely for the paycheck. It’s not pretty – and though I have not talked to Punk since the night before he left, I have to believe he has too much respect for what he does to let people see him going through the motions. If or when that day comes when CM punk returns to WWE, I hope it’s with that same passion that made so many of you care about him to begin with.
Check it out here.
I’m starting to get sick of my family members and the whole “I don’t know what I’m doing on the computer, help me” schtick.
But you can use the fuck out of Facebook, though. Upload pics, type out long ass messages and all types of other shit…
Can’t send me a simple fucking email, though. Nope.
My birthday came early.
I’m going to eat AP’s pussy so fucking good tonight, she’ll buy me another one tomorrow.
Reblogged from og-wan-kenobi
Run The Jewels
"I move with the elegance of Ego the living planet" - Thanos
1. Run The Jewels
2. Celestial Clipper (featuring Nebula Nice)
3. Six-Jeweled Chain
4. TSMSRP (Time, Space, Mind, Soul, Reality, Power)
5. Space Legs
6. Battle Well Done (featuring Death and Adam Warlock)
7. No Coming Back
8. Love and Hate Can Get It
9. Perez Hype Back (featuring Ron Lim)
10. A Thanos Farming Miracle
Reblogged from fucknoreasy
“No WWE talent becomes a legend on their own. Every man’s heart one day beats its final beat. His lungs breathe their final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them believe deeper in something that’s larger than life, then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized by the storytellers — by the loyalty, by the memory of those who honor him, and make the running the man did live forever.”
Never mind the stories that was told about Ultimate Warrior about his character behind the scenes. Never mind about what we heard though the years. We have lost an icon of professional wrestling. When you heard that music and then you seen him running down the aisle. Full speed ahead.
Wrestlemania VI‘s “Ultimate Challenge” match with Hulk Hogan was legendary. SummerSlam ’90 match with “Ravishing” Rick Rude was another great one. The “Career Ending” match versus The “Macho King” Randy Savage at Wrestlemania VIIwas a good one as well. He even went over against Triple H at Wrestlemania XII. We all #nosell his appearance in WCW.
The Ultimate Warrior headlined this year’s WWE Hall of Fame class. It was a surreal moment where after 18 years, he and Vince McMahon buried whatever beef they had and allowed him to take his place in the Hall of Fame where it was rightfully deserved. His energy in the ring as well as his memorable promos, will live on in wrestling fans memories forever.
In the back I see many potential legends. Some of them with warrior spirits. And you will do the same for them. You will decide if they lived with the passion and intensity. So much so that you will tell your stories and you will make them legends, as well. I am Ultimate Warrior. You are the Ultimate Warrior fans. And the spirit of the Ultimate Warrior will run forever!
It’s great to see that Vince and Warrior took that photo in a sign of making peace.
You’ll be forever missed, Warrior.